December 11, 2012 Camille Hayes OK, Internet, I’ll bite. For the past week you’ve been insisting that people like me should be outraged...

December 3, 2012 Camille hayes So now we have this: NFL player Jovan Belcher murders his girlfriend, then drives to the Kansas City...

november 27, 2012 Camille Hayes (Part 1 of 2) My Google alerts at work read like the clips file of an unfocused true crime writer,...

November 19, 2012 Camille Hayes Fighting for social justice can be so stressful, what with the uphill battles and the long odds, and the...

November 10, 2012 Camille Hayes So! That election. Funny how it wasn’t even close. And please don’t start yammering at me about the...

october 31, 2012 by camille hayes 1 comment Americans now gauge crisis levels by the number of memes generated. “Today we are all...

october 25, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment Old dudes have always liked me; I couldn’t tell you why. Maybe it’s because I grew up...

october 10, 2012 by camille hayes I’ve been looking forward to the Vice Presidential debate ever since Paul Ryan’s candidacy was...

october 4, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment Democracy is so annoying; it’s one of the reasons I don’t have a television. My TV-less...

september 29, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment God, Chris Brown is such an asshole, it really is exhausting to watch. I’ve sworn off...

september 23, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment I used to use a pseudonym, but that’s all over now. I love a good fake name as much...

August 29, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment Because I am a glutton for a very particular kind of punishment, I just read the...

December 20, 2011 Camille Hayes To clarify, the above is a book title, not an imperative statement directed at you. After all, YOU...

December 17, 2011 Camille Hayes I hadn’t planned on weighing in on the Newtown school shootings; in fact, I had plans specifically not to...

july 6, 2011 by camille hayes leave a comment Do you remember that recent case out of NYC in which a patrol officer was accused of...

june 27, 2011 by camille hayes leave a comment Good news for all you misogynist bosses out there: the Supreme Court totally has your...

june 21, 2011 by camille hayes leave a comment Saudi Arabia is seriously the worst. Of all the many, many places on earth where it...

june 16, 2011 by camille hayes Well, it’s over. Congressman Crotch Shot is stepping down, giving way at last beneath the weight of the...

june 6, 2011 by camille hayes leave a comment Low-Hanging Fruit is an occasional feature in which I ridicule people who have already been...

april 28, 2011 by camille hayes leave a comment #5: FORGET TO PRETEND YOU’RE NOT A BIGOT Oh, Haley Barbour. Where do I even start with...