Have Book, Will Travel

January 28, 2013 Camille Hayes L-R: Contributing writer Janet Frishberg, publisher Kim Wyatt, moi. So! “Get Out of My Crotch,” the...

Blind Spot (Part 2)

December 3, 2012 Camille hayes So now we have this: NFL player Jovan Belcher murders his girlfriend, then drives to the Kansas City...

Blind Spot

november 27, 2012 Camille Hayes (Part 1 of 2) My Google alerts at work read like the clips file of an unfocused true crime writer,...

The Kool-Aid is Not for You

November 10, 2012 Camille Hayes So! That election. Funny how it wasn’t even close. And please don’t start yammering at me about the...

Wet Dog Democrats

october 31, 2012 by camille hayes 1 comment Americans now gauge crisis levels by the number of memes generated. “Today we are all...

The Rulers We Deserve

october 4, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment Democracy is so annoying; it’s one of the reasons I don’t have a television. My TV-less...

Missing the Point on Chris Brown (Again)

september 29, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment God, Chris Brown is such an asshole, it really is exhausting to watch. I’ve sworn off...

Hi! It’s Me.

september 23, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment I used to use a pseudonym, but that’s all over now. I love a good fake name as much...

Shilling the Angel in the House

August 29, 2012 by camille hayes leave a comment Because I am a glutton for a very particular kind of punishment, I just read the...

Get Out of My Crotch

December 20, 2011 Camille Hayes To clarify, the above is a book title, not an imperative statement directed at you. After all, YOU...

What’s the Matter with Men?

December 17, 2011 Camille Hayes I hadn’t planned on weighing in on the Newtown school shootings; in fact, I had plans specifically not to...